Cedar Point Food Confessions

I told my Cedar Point confessions (see below) but now I feel the need to confess how much food I shoveled into my mouth that day. If I was catholic I would go to confessional for all my gluttonous sins. I started off the day innocently with black coffee and 4 little donut holes. That seemed reasonable.

Then I moved onto lunch at Steak and Shake: One Hickory Bacon Cheeseburger and a glass of water. I thought that was reasonable. However it was a bit excessive to have two patties of meat on my hamburger but of course, I ate both patties and the bacon. I love bacon!

Got into the park and after getting drenched on the water rides I decided a light beer and a warm, soft pretzel with mustard was in order. Mom had a taste of the pretzel and decided about 15 minutes later that she had to have a pretzel too. However we were in a part of the park where they only had cheese stuffed pretzels so that is what we got and she shared it with me. This is where things start to spiral out of control for me.

Then a few hours later we ended up at the Red Garter Salon and mom order Nachos loaded up with all the good stuff. I ate about a ¼ of that and had water because I was thinking of doing another coaster after the show and didn’t want to “toss up” my tasty snack. I saw the coaster I wanted to ride was a “standing up” coaster and it freaked me out so I held back on the nachos for nothing!

A few hours later the park closed and I was in “ravenous hunger” mode for some reason. We stopped at Wendy’s for 99 cent chicken nuggets and I got an ice tea. After the 20 minute ride home I was still in “ravenous hunger” mode and needed more food. There was a pizza hut down the road from the hotel and I ordered a pineapple and ham personal pizza and for some reason I blurted out “I want breadsticks with that” (It seemed like a good idea for the 3 seconds I thought about it but after I ordered it I felt so ashamed.) It was almost 11 p.m. at night, I kept thinking “What business do I have having pizza and breadsticks with tomato sauce and then tucking in for the night?” I knew I had crossed the line and would pay for my sins later.

Sure enough at 3:30 in the morning I woke up with heartburn and had to wake my mom up to get Rolaids so I could go back to sleep and I felt like a fat cow the whole next day. That is my confession.